German Lesson Monolog

I don't understand you!
I really don't understand you!

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What is the German?
It is some kind of a language?
Well, it sound like a shit!
In the Somalia, they speaks German, aren't they?

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Am I right on the English lesson here?
My tea is over! I have to get another one!

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This "teacher" is trying to tell us something.
She's speaking some strange language.
And she looks like a dead mouse!

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Everone are opening a book! I don't have any!

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What about to run into the director's room and start yelling: "Software Police! Get DOWN! You are under a rest until you cancel German lessons!".

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What time is it? Well 9:20, so next 15 minutes I have to sit here and listen teacher's bullshits!

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It was terrible! I had to read one article of this fucked German language! I will have a trauma to the end of my life!